Now it's just getting surreal

That, plus Dermot's involvement in the seedier side of Irish Music, or "Trad Gone Bad", as it's known.

Hey Diddle Diddle
I'll beat ya with me fiddle
Didle-idle-oh
While squeezin' on yer ho'!

followed a little later by:

"The real-life activities of Gangsta-Trad stars such as P. Diddly and Tupace Manure have not matched their often violent lyrics. Commentators ascribe this to the difficulty of performing a successful getaway from a drive-by shooting in a tractor..."