Hot Fuzz is the best cop movie ever!

I laughed so much I nearly peed myself. You must see this movie; it is brilliant. It pays homage to practically every cop movie ever and most of those 70’s small village but something bad is happening here movies. I may just see it again tomorrow, and definitely one to buy on DVD.

It’s all about meme (Ipod Oracle)

Young dermot was consulting the Ipod Oracle, so I decided to do the same.
You have a set of questions you ask. Put the player in random and based on the songs that come up you answer the questions and put in a comment.
The List of questions are hidden here:

The Complete List of my answers are hidden here:

This is a travesty of musical taste

starwars-xmas.jpg It’s the Star Wars Christmas album. A friend asked me to get it for her as some form of present. I’m just about to experience it for myself. The review from i-mockery may be the the definitive explanation of this really terrible piece of tripe. For indeed, I have got to the start of the first track and my heart is hurting from the sheer horrific intensity of it.
I saw the Bond movie and believe me, getting tortured like he was is probably preferable to listening to the frelling album. Well at least I can console myself with having the entirety of farscape to see over the holidays.

Daft translation

We’ll forgo the usual straight from the property pages lines and go for a couple that I find humourous.
First there’s ‘easygoing’. This one really means that we’re a bunch of stoners.
Then there’s ‘Professionals only’. This usually translates to we don’t need no steenking students. Let’s be honest, they tend to leave a mess (see previous point).
We have ‘neat’, which is another term for anal-retentive enough to follow yourself around with a disinfectant wipe.
Would not suit couple… It’s too small to fit even one person; I mean get real here, look at the price.
No couples… They tend to piss single people off with all their lovey dovey stuff.
Appointments will be made with the most suitable people… Look at me, I’m lazy and I’m just clinging to the little bit of power I have.
Enough of the bitterness. I’m calling a letting agency 🙂

Guys, guys, you really should check the strings…

updater Splinter cell Double Agent’s auto updater seems to have a little bit of confusion as to what it’s updating. The dialog says that it’s the updater for the previous game. I do realize that it’s mostly recycled code, but this should be a configurable. Thank crap they dropped the starf**ce protection system. It was really annoying, with subversive device drivers on the machine.